For any of the new arrivals, I'm Dr. Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Office on board the starship Enterprise back home and head of the infirmary here. I'd really appreciate it if anyone who hasn't already could come down for a medical exam. Since most of you come in without medical records on hand for us to look at, it gives us an idea of what's normal for you in case you're ever hurt on board. Existing medical conditions, allergies, that kind of thing. They only take a couple minutes, the procedure's done without touching you and the results are confidential.

And as long as we're on the subject, we're kinda understaffed at the moment since Caesares and Martha left, and most of the support care inmates have either graduated or left. If anyone's got any medical experience and wants to lend a hand, contact me and we can try to work something out. Inmates will need their warden's permission before they're allowed on support staff.

[Warden Filter]

I was also thinking - especially after what happened in October - we should get a list of people who can help out in the event something happens where most of the normal people on staff are incapacitated, especially since it's just me and the Doctor as actual doctors on staff.

I'd be happy with anyone with some first aid experience or knows how to help out in a medical crisis, and if people are interested in being trained further, that can definitely be arranged. The list will be kept posted in the infirmary and people on support staff will be kept up to date with who to call in case [Something awful happens to me and everyone else. :U] something happens.

[Private to Jim]

I'm putting you down on the list whether you like it or not.

[Private to Arya]

You have a good time with Arthur? [Please tell me you didn't seriously injure him and leave him to suffer in the CES. :|]

[ooc: The list of people who want to be used as extra 911 contacts will be posted and updated here, and now's also a good time to go post there if your character has a preexisting medical condition Bones and the rest of the infirmary staff should know about! This ranges from noticeable injuries, psychological issues, infirmary related triggers, biological differences from humans, allergies and history of addiction, so if there's anything medically relevant, post away!]

[Warden Filter]

Mark Hoffman's been brought down to Zero after he attacked Jesse and Capa. I had to stun him, but otherwise, he's fine.

Anyone know about anyone else he might've attacked, don't keep it to yourself.

[Private to George]

Something about him seemed kinda off, outside of the whole beating the crap out of people thing. He said he wanted to teach us "pathetic primitive people" a lesson and show us all what he was capable of.

I did a couple scans, but everything came up normal. Just figured you should know, in case it means anything to you.

[ooc: Crossposting to LJ for anyone who's still checking their LJ flists, but comments should go here on DW.]

[Bones clicks on the video to show him sitting in his room with about five other fake, cooing tribbles sitting on his desk, in several different colors. The one you all saw a few days ago he handed off to Jane, but he got a couple more of them over the course of the flood.

But, at least he's an adult again, back in clothes that fit, and that's sort of good enough for him. Besides, the cooing is kind of pleasant.]

I've got more of these fake tribbles than anyone could ever want, thanks to that flood. If anyone feels like adopting one of 'em, I'd be happy to hand one over.

And Cat, I think we'd better talk.

Whatever this invisible, whistlin' - [Ssshhhhshsssh.] - he's starting to sorely test my patience.

[Private to Sloth]

Dr. Leonard McCoy. I've got your file. Where do you want to meet?

[Private to John Connor]

Either stop by the infirmary when you've gotta chance or let me know when's a good time to stop by your room. I've got a couple things I want to talk about with you.

[Private to Arya]

How're you doing, kid?

[The microphone clicks on before the video feed does, but after some relatively hard to hear grumbling about technology and how he doesn’t have time for this and he’s a doctor not an engineer, the video clicks on to reveal what might be a familiar face. Or, is, if you’ve ever seen Cooper around. Regardless, he’s wearing a blue Starfleet uniform, and looks a little tense as he adjusts the video and actually starts talking.

He speaks with a relatively pronounced accent - Georgian, if you’re particularly skilled at picking out American accents – which makes everything sound like a drawl, although again, there’s a certain tenseness.

He’s not exactly thrilled to be here. :|]

I’m Doctor Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Officer on board the U.S.S. Enterprise, and I’m a warden here.

I’ve been told assignments don’t happen until the 15th and 30th of every month, so until then, where’s the Sickbay in this place? I’d like to talk to whoever’s in charge as soon as possible.

[SPAM FOR JIM after talking to Rhade :|]

[Rhade had told him where Jim's cabin was, and even though he could have just been lying or something? McCoy was too distracted to really consider it or care too much. He tossed aside the journal and was in front of the door only a few minutes later, hammering on it a few times.]

Jim! It's McCoy.