[Backdated to after Crane's post, because Bones grumpy. :|]

For the record, this is my universe. I've been to this planet before, and anything you pick up, either I or the hospital here can treat. Nothing's gonna come as a surprise, and the sooner you fess up about whatever the hell you did to yourself, the sooner it'll stop being an issue.

They've got UT's at the hospital, but the doctors should know how to speak English anyway. Don't be an idiot if you get hurt.

[Spam for Arya]

( tl;dr spam, cut to spare your flists. )

I've seen a lot of weird shit over the years, but this just about takes the cake. Obviously there's something very fucking wrong with your databases because I'm pretty goddamn sure these are the hands I was born with. A DNA test'll prove it. Pretty sure that's not something you can claim in a transplant.

Has anyone tried just heading back to the Barge, yet? [And grumbled:] This is the last time I ever get off this fucking boat.

[ooc: This happens before the Kirk and Shego killing each other thing, for any threadstalkers.]

Paris. Not exactly where I'd pick for some shore leave, but I guess I'll take it. Way everyone was talking, kind of figured this would be a hell of a lot worse.

Anyone know what happened to the Eiffel Tower?

[Private to Sloth]

You want to do some exploring? Figure this is a little different from what you're used to, might as well take advantage of it.

[Private to Jim]

Do I even wanna know what you've been up to since we got dumped off?

[Private to Spock]

Don't suppose you brought along a Universal Translator, did you? [He is totally not checking up on you because he cares or anything. Of course not. :|]

[Private to John Connor]

I've got a medkit with me, so if you need anything, let me know. I don't know what kind of medical facilities we'd have access to here, but I'm not sure I really want to find out, either.

[Private to Arya]

Keeping out of trouble?

[ooc: This is supposed to be for day one of port, but if you have other stuff you'd want to poke him about/drag him into, post away. c:]