TWENTY FOUR | VOICE

[imaythrowuponyou]

Do you people need hobbies or something? I can promise you, reading or knitting or whatever's way more productive than stabbing each other in the hallways. Good God. [Heavy, heavy sigh. Fuck all of you and your stab happy bullshit. :\]

For any new arrivals, I'm Doctor Leonard McCoy. I'm the Chief Medical Officer on board the Starship Enterprise back home and I'm the head of the infirmary here.

Some ground rules: you are not allowed to leave the infirmary until you've checked in with a doctor so if you fall on your ass in the hallway during your escape attempt, we've at least got an idea of where the hell you wandered off to and can come looking. The infirmary is always staffed by a medical professional, who are all here to help you when you need it. Don't be a moron and hide something that's just gonna do more damage when it heals incorrectly. We're not gonna bite you.

Anyone who hasn't come in for a quick exam yet should get in here as soon as possible. The procedure's done without physical contact and the results are confidential. They're just used as a baseline so we know what's normal for you in case you're ever brought in here too injured to give proper medical information. [You don't want to die on the operating table because you forgot to mention you're allergic to some antibiotics or painkillers. :|]

Anyone who's medically trained who wants to lend a hand, or anyone who'd like to brush up on some first aid should contact me. Any inmates who volunteer will need their warden's permission before they're approved.

[ooc: If anyone currently in the infirmary/visiting the infirmary/what have you wants to spam him, I am totally down for it! He basically lives in there.]

Comments

At long last

[with_my_teacup]

[Something during the breach with the actors got him curious. He's put most of it behind him. But this one little detail.

Have an inmate staring at you, doc. Standing just inside the door. Staring. Through his fashionable black goggles.]

yessss

[imaythrowuponyou]

[... Well that's not creepy at all. McCoy ignores it for a while, until he figures out for sure that Riddick's looking at him, before finally stopping and staring at him.]

Can I help you?

idk, spam? she's in the infirmary until Arthur gets released

[buildindreemz]

I always have to make friends with the cranky guys. [She hasn't slept much, but she's smiling a little, and hey - for once, the comment about crankiness isn't directed at you, Doc! More like the Arthur-shaped person who's only been awake for a few hours and is already bitching about being stuck in the infirmary. Surprise.]

sounds good :D

[imaythrowuponyou]

[McCoy manages something that might kind of be a smile, although he looks similarly tired and not necessarily pleased to be here.] Sorry. You need anything?

Voice;

[weshouldnthaveto]

I could come in now for that exam if you wish.

[She likes your voice. Even if you are human :| ...Also the lack of physical contact for an exam is intriguing. But mostly the voice.]

Voice;

[imaythrowuponyou]

Sure, that'd be great.

[ Spam ]

[surfaceshine]

So Dean has been a pretty constant fixture in the Infirmary for the past couple of days, and remarkably, not for anything he's done to himself. Mark the date, people. He's also been remarkably well behaved, staying quiet and out of the way for the most part except for the brief show of force to the waking Comedian - and even that had been pretty tame for the hunter's standards. He seems pretty content to just hang around besides that, though, except for the part where he's kind of a douchebag.

Coming back from his fruitless search for Willow, though, the hunter has just seen Bones' broadcast, and he looks for him, a bag of skittles in one hand and a quick, chaste grin when he spots the doctor and raises his free hand. "What if I pay you to bite?"

[ Spam ]

[imaythrowuponyou]

McCoy looked up and frowned a little at Dean, although there wasn't really any actual venom in the expression.

"You're hilarious." He put his communicator aside to give Dean his full attention, eying the Skittles. "You do have your own room, don't you?" Dean seriously bro, go get some air for a few hours, you hang out in here too much for a non doctor.

[Spam]

[hungryanhorny]

[Faith's been hanging about here a little with Buffy about, anyhow; and considering who's about the ship, she's mostly trying to stay out of the way of... anywhere Willow might show up.]

...Physical, huh?

[Spam]

[imaythrowuponyou]

[McCoy just looks up, kind of expectantly.] That's what I said.

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

Knitting's dull.

[imaythrowuponyou]

Yeah, well murdering people for no good reason isn't a good idea for anyone. Remember that. [Words of wisdom from your warden right hur.]

Video:

[childhood_surgery]

Ah, a medical representative... Finally.

[And what's seen and heard on screen is this!]

I require confirmation you have knowledge of either quarian physiology or at least dextro-protein species.

Video:

[imaythrowuponyou]

We haven't made contact with that species yet, if it even exists in our universe. If you've got any literature that covers stuff we should be aware of, I'd love to take a look at it.

i guess that i'm just hitting on all the boys tonight

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm kind of a fan of some kinds of stabbing...

damn it jim

[imaythrowuponyou]

Not the kind that ends with you in here whining about wanting to go back to your room.

[thestarspangledman]

Pleased to meet you, doctor. I'm Steve Rogers, just got here a few days ago.

I can come in for an exam whenever it's convenient, I guess. Not like I have much of anything to do.

[imaythrowuponyou]

Pleasure's all mine. And whenever's convenient for you's fine with me.

[plays]

I would love to pursue a hobby, if the art room wasn't consistently locked.

[imaythrowuponyou]

Ariadne's pretty easy going, I'm sure she'd let you in if you asked.

[aggravating]

This exam doesn't involve MRIs does it?

[Hi. I have shrapnel flowing through my blood. Magnets kind of aren't good.]

[imaythrowuponyou]

No, just a tricorder. If you're unfamiliar with the equipment, I can talk you through how it works before starting the procedure.

[love_slave]

My last experience with doctors was not a good one. They tried to kill me.

...Actually, they did kill me. [She's only alive through the grace of the Admiral.]

Can I bring someone? [She's not saying she won't come in, but she wants some security.]

[imaythrowuponyou]

[No worries, Zev, that won't happen here. :c] Sure. Whatever'll make you feel comfortable.

[impure_tale]

But what if we're abnormal now?

[imaythrowuponyou]

Is there something you wanna talk about?

voice

[demigoddess]

What sort of exam is done without physical contact? [ Not that she's complaining, she's just curious. ]

voice

[imaythrowuponyou]

One that's done with a medical tricorder. It's like a scanner.