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For any of the new arrivals, I'm Dr. Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Office on board the starship Enterprise back home and head of the infirmary here. I'd really appreciate it if anyone who hasn't already could come down for a medical exam. Since most of you come in without medical records on hand for us to look at, it gives us an idea of what's normal for you in case you're ever hurt on board. Existing medical conditions, allergies, that kind of thing. They only take a couple minutes, the procedure's done without touching you and the results are confidential.

And as long as we're on the subject, we're kinda understaffed at the moment since Caesares and Martha left, and most of the support care inmates have either graduated or left. If anyone's got any medical experience and wants to lend a hand, contact me and we can try to work something out. Inmates will need their warden's permission before they're allowed on support staff.

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I was also thinking - especially after what happened in October - we should get a list of people who can help out in the event something happens where most of the normal people on staff are incapacitated, especially since it's just me and the Doctor as actual doctors on staff.

I'd be happy with anyone with some first aid experience or knows how to help out in a medical crisis, and if people are interested in being trained further, that can definitely be arranged. The list will be kept posted in the infirmary and people on support staff will be kept up to date with who to call in case [Something awful happens to me and everyone else. :U] something happens.

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I'm putting you down on the list whether you like it or not.

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You have a good time with Arthur? [Please tell me you didn't seriously injure him and leave him to suffer in the CES. :|]

[ooc: The list of people who want to be used as extra 911 contacts will be posted and updated here, and now's also a good time to go post there if your character has a preexisting medical condition Bones and the rest of the infirmary staff should know about! This ranges from noticeable injuries, psychological issues, infirmary related triggers, biological differences from humans, allergies and history of addiction, so if there's anything medically relevant, post away!]

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I have first aid experience, too much free time, and the learning capacity of a college student. What sort of training are we talking about?

I have crisis training, including some emergency medical, although it's primarily for Gallifreyan anatomy.

I have field training and experience; not much use in a sterile environment, but if you guys really end up bad enough off to need me, I can do it. I can also take care of minor injuries to free up more skilled staff for bigger problems, if it comes to that.

I didn't kill him. [Gawd, Bones, you're such a mom.]

Brushing up on first aid. CPR, how to clean an injury and keep the bleeding under control until a doctor can get over there, that kind of thing.

That'd be great. [Considering it's not like they can predict the Doctor or Omega will be there when something horrific happens, might as well make sure the other Time Lords and such on board have someone who's more familiar with their anatomy available.]

That's fine. [That actually sounds pretty perfect.] I'll add you to the list.

[What's your point.] Is he alright?

Awesome.

And thanks for your help before.

I've got all that, really. My teachers were all pretty OCD.

What?

You could ask him, you know.

You know how to stop someone from bleeding out if I'm busy trying to reattach some other poor bastard's arm. I'm putting you on the list.

Is that a no?

Shouldn't I get a choice?

No problem.

I didn't realize you'd be so opposed to giving a hand if people're hurt and everything's going to hell?

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Then you should be fine.

Then I guess just add me to the phone tree. I've got tons of free time.

Maybe. [Just fucking with you now, buddy. c:]

I mean, usually I'm one of the hurt and going to hell people.

Maybe it's time for something different.

I was just curious. [He doesn't believe you actually really hurt him. :|] He any good?

[Well you're no fun. :|] Yes.

...I want him to teach me. [Are you going to stop this should she not have said anything is trusting you a bad idea]

Fine. But you could have asked nicely.

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