TWO | VOICE

[imaythrowuponyou]

[Hello again, Barge. This time, McCoy sounds a little less clipped and frazzled and more just grouchy, because he’s had time to settle in, but he’s still very :| about the whole idea of being able to just walk around on deck in the open air with space just… hanging out there. It’s a strange thing to adjust to.

... He has definitely been keeping as far away from the deck railing as possible, if he's even wandered out there since Jim dragged him out there.]

I already got the talk about the ship not always bein' like this, and lookin' like it's about ready to get hauled off to some scrapyard, but is anyone else bothered by the fact that we’re wanderin’ around on a ship whose hull’s apparently got the strength of goddamn rice paper? What’re we even crashin’ into out here? It’s not like we’re tryin’ to navigate around some asteroid field.

I’m not sure what’s worse, havin’ your eyeballs pop in a real hull breach or come back psychologically damaged from some goddamned left turn that sends us crashin’ into whatever the hell there is to bump into out here.

And that's just how it is? And no one else's all that worried about it? What the hell happens if you fall over the side?

[Private to Jim]

So, what'd you do that got Martha askin' about phaser burns? [Because lolz it was definitely not Spock. :|]

Comments

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Why do you assume it was me?

Private

[imaythrowuponyou]

Because Spock's not stupid enough to get in that kinda trouble, and I'd like to think Commander Tucker and T'Pol aren't either.

Raspy voice

[hourglass-twin.livejournal.com]

I can't tell which is worse, some of these floods or having your eyes pop out, but the current issue...I simply think the Barge is haunted and cursed, but nothing major. Perhaps if I had my full powers back I could take care of it myself, but you'd have to talk to Rayne about that.

Voice

[imaythrowuponyou]

Rayne's your warden?

audio.

[tobecaprican]

[ Oh hello, space travel, you say? ]

Last time I fell over the side, I turned into a pirate.

Voice

[hourglass-twin.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Re: Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That still doesn't mean I am the only one left on board with a phaser.

[toldastory]

Floods, definitely. We can fix eyes.

Private

[imaythrowuponyou]

What did you do?

Voice

[imaythrowuponyou]

I don't know much about curses, so I couldn't really help you there.

audio.

[imaythrowuponyou]

[Space travel is terrible :c]

Really.

[imaythrowuponyou]

Good to know.

[Private]

How long've you been here, Martha?

voice;

[buildindreemz]

Maybe it's magic?

voice;

[imaythrowuponyou]

That's what I've been told. Still don't find it exactly reassuring.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I stunned him. He asked me to.

voice;

[buildindreemz]

Me neither, actually. I'd honestly rather just hear 'duct tape, bubble gum and string'. I mean, at least those are real things, in my experience of the world.

[Private]

[toldastory]

Over two years physically, over three in my personal timeline.

Private

[imaythrowuponyou]

I thought you were the one who got hurt.

voice;

[imaythrowuponyou]

I don't know if I'd be all that happy to hear it's held together with duct tape, kid.

Re: Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

... Oh.

Yeah, no. I'm fine. Dick asked me to use him as target practice. Apparently he doesn't get enough of that.

[Private]

[imaythrowuponyou]

And how often does stuff like this happen?

( action spam )

[metallonkardia.livejournal.com]

[ At length, John decides he really should see about checking in with medical. He's still not at ease with the place as a whole, but he can't justify putting it off any longer - so there's a guy in fatigues and a leather bomber jacket, clearly armed, quietly scoping out the (surprisingly bright) medbay.

Sup? ]

Private

[imaythrowuponyou]

Maybe you should come up with a different hobby. One that's hopefully not gonna end in serious injury.

audio.

[tobecaprican]

I'm not crazy, but this place is, a little. Sometimes when it stops at a-- port, they call it, the effects of the--

Oh, frak it. I'm not good at the explaining bits. Someone'll chip in.

To the point, I was hoping you'd share with me what planet you're from. I'm. Doing a survey.

[Private]

[toldastory]

Things like this where the Barge undergoes changes? Not very often. Normally we have seasonal changes, like leafs falling or snow on deck. Occasionally we'll have a breach event where the whole Barge changes, but I've only seen it do something like this four times.

Halloweens two years ago when we were invaded by demons, when there was the Borg invasion, the Blackout and when the Aztecs took over.

This doesn't bode well.