NINE | VOICE

[imaythrowuponyou]

As interesting a history lesson as that flood was, I could've done without turning into a chain smoker. Anyone have any suggestions on how to get the smell out of stuff?

For any of you new people, I'm Doctor Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Officer of the starship Enterprise and head of the infirmary here. We're kinda short staffed at the moment, so if there's anyone who wants to lend a hand, let me know and we'll try to work something out. Inmates'll need to get permission from their warden before they're allowed on staff.

Any new arrivals should come down to the infirmary whenever they're able for a medical exam. It takes five minutes, is no touch and the results are confidential. We use them to create a medical baseline in case something happens while you're on board.

[Private to Spock]

You've been awful quiet lately.

[Private to T'Pol]

You alright? [Dat flood man. :|]

[Private to Arya]

How're you doing, kid?

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[imaythrowuponyou]

[He nods and carefully picks one up, giving it a look.] What're they made out of?

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[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

Oh - well - I have all the lists in my room, but it's mostly herbs and other plants. [He smiles impishly.] And magic. A bit.

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[imaythrowuponyou]

I'd like to see 'em, if you don't mind. Anyone have a history of allergic reaction to any of them?

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[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

Nobody I've treated with them, no. I've [almost] always asked about allergies first. But... [He hesitates for a moment because he needs to talk about computers now, wat do.] I know it'd be a good idea to make a note of everything that's in them in the same place that people's records are, so it can...check? Can it do that?

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[imaythrowuponyou]

[You can do it, Merlin. :c Bones nods and shrugs.] Yeah, if we created a database to cross check against the patient files. Shouldn't be that hard.