NINE | VOICE

[imaythrowuponyou]

As interesting a history lesson as that flood was, I could've done without turning into a chain smoker. Anyone have any suggestions on how to get the smell out of stuff?

For any of you new people, I'm Doctor Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Officer of the starship Enterprise and head of the infirmary here. We're kinda short staffed at the moment, so if there's anyone who wants to lend a hand, let me know and we'll try to work something out. Inmates'll need to get permission from their warden before they're allowed on staff.

Any new arrivals should come down to the infirmary whenever they're able for a medical exam. It takes five minutes, is no touch and the results are confidential. We use them to create a medical baseline in case something happens while you're on board.

[Private to Spock]

You've been awful quiet lately.

[Private to T'Pol]

You alright? [Dat flood man. :|]

[Private to Arya]

How're you doing, kid?

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[aka-heisenberg.livejournal.com]

[Starts hearing the USS Making Shit up in the background.]

That's complicated, but it sounds safe enough.[Alright so he doesn't understand all of it, but he nods his head none the less.]

I've had lung cancer for the past year, I died from it recently. No sign of it so far. I figure there wouldn't be much of a point to bringing me here if I'm going to die in a few months anyways.

Still, I feel like I should get it checked out. Should I schedule an appointment with you or another doctor?

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[imaythrowuponyou]

[That's the way we do it on the starship Enterprise~]

Just come in whenever's convenient, I'll be around. Cancer's not a problem. [Since lol, we cured that years ago. :V]