imaythrowuponyou | TWENTY THREE

You know, I didn't even need to come in for more than a couple scenes this week, and now we're stuck here for who knows how long? This is ridiculous.

Has anyone actually heard any updates on how bad the damage is? Or like, heard from the people who're supposed to be working on getting the road clear again? Or anything at all besides we're being held hostage here for who knows how long? Not all of us live and breathe Last Voyages, I've kind of got some other stuff I need to do. [Like. Buy groceries. And clean up his apartment. And just GET OFF THIS SET UGH WANT GO HOME despite. Just getting here.]

And Shatner, if you want to run lines, I'm not getting dragged into whatever feud you and Bobbi have going on this week. [Practically inaudible grumble:] You two can't possibly be adults.

Has anyone seen Sophie around?

[ooc: Bones is Karl Kelley, a New Zealander who was on the show for a while a few years ago, left to make it big in Hollywood, and had to come back when he found out he'd been extremely typecast. He hates the show, he hates his coworkers, he hates Chris Shatner and he's really just here for his paycheck. And he usually flees the set whenever he doesn't actually need to be physically on location so this is like a Shining situation waiting to happen.]

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I am scanning for information regarding our current isolated status now. But unfortunately, because we have power, food and phone connectivity we won't be the highest on the local lists. Nevertheless, I have confidence that we will be out of here soon enough.

By who's definition?

By mine, because I'm a pedantic old fart and what I say goes.

[A chuckle]

More seriously, stay calm...it really could be much worse.

[SIGH.] I know. I just want to get this season over with.

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He's a moron and I don't like morons. That's not a feud, it's just a...situation. Hell, it's the status quo.

Well, the status quo's fucking ridiculous.

Agreed. He can get over himself any time he wants to.

So, when hell freezes over?

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I think I saw her getting into the donuts.

And relax befor you pop a blood vessel, Karl. I'm sure they'll get us out soon.

I'll relax when this place feels less like a prison.

It'll feel less like a prison when you start treating it less like a prison.

Then I guess it's just a prison.

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Hey, Karl, look on the bright side. We get to play with the stunt sets. Come on, loosen up, take a few two-story falls with me and Richard. It'll be like when we were filming Saga of Braddock.

[Joe Adrenaline: the most muscular twelve year old sugar-junkie you know.]

Don't you guys have lines you should be running? [This is said a lot less scathingly than he would have if you'd been someone else, Joe. IT MEANS HE LIKES YOU kinda. As much as he likes anyone.]

[He feels the love, man!]

Stunts are an important part of acting! ...and I don't have many lines for this next arc anyway. [Slight sadface.]

But we'll do them! If I can do them while bouncing off a wall, I'l definitely remember them with the producer breathing down my neck.

[All the enthusiasm again.]