TWENTY | VIDEO

[imaythrowuponyou]

[The feed clicks on to show what is definitely a familiar (if five years younger than normal) face broadcasting from McCoy's journal frequency. He's wearing a gray t-shirt and jeans instead of a gold Starfleet uniform like he usually does on the Barge, but otherwise he's the same kind of cocky asshole people should be familiar with, if younger and less crushed by how much the Barge sucks.]

I'm Jim Kirk, which I guess some of you already know, since I'm apparently here most days as a warden, in case there was any confusion about that [Fuck you, Sam.] and I've been told I'm here for Bones. Sorry if anyone's looking for him.

So, [And here you are treated to both the most important question anyone's going to ask this weekend and an extremely cocky smile.] Where's the bridge on this thing?

[ooc: Tags will be coming from buckleup. Jim is from about mid way during their time in the Academy, so no Enterprise yet. He will hit on all your ladies. :c]

Comments

[buildindreemz]

Wow, this whole thing just keeps getting more and more confusing. [Why you take away her grouchy doctor buddy?]

[buckleup]

I could think of a couple ways it could be worse. [He'll give him back. :C]

[buildindreemz]

Oh, there are plenty of ways it could be worse. It's just frustrating not knowing who I'm talking to all of a sudden.

[buckleup]

We could start over again over drinks.

[buildindreemz]

Wow, you're even quicker off the mark than your counterpart on the Barge.

Sorry, I'm not interested. [Because that would be just so weird.

[buckleup]

Excuse me? [What are you talking about.]

[with_discipline]

Off limits, for the most part. [WHAT IS THIS FLOOD YOU AND MCCOY ARE NOT RELATED SO CONFUSING.]

[buckleup]

[THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE, hideous codependence and everything.]

How off limits are we talking? [Also you're just encouraging him.]

[with_discipline]

[SIGH. SIGH SIGH SIGH IT'S LIKE JIM KIRK WHEN SHE FIRST MET HIM. NOT IMPRESSED. You haven't Archer'd yet.]

The entrance is impossible to find.

[buckleup]

[lol nope that comes later. :c]

Then who flies the thing?

[with_discipline]

The Admiral.

[summersdaughter]

'Bones?' Is he a knight? [Like the Mountain or the Hound, this is all sh has to compare to.]

[buckleup]

No, he's a doctor. Bones is just a nickname.

[summersdaughter]

Why would you call him Bones? [That is a terrible name for a healer okay.]

[buckleup]

Because of something he said when we first met. It just kind of stuck.

[captain_jtkirk]

Nice, Jim.

[buckleup]

There's got to be something to do for fun around here.

[captain_jtkirk]

Hijacking?

[buckleup]

How often do you get to say you piloted a transdimensional prison ship?

[captain_jtkirk]

About as often as you actually can say you live on one.

[hardhitting]

....You're Jim Kirk, mister?

[eff this place, too confusing]

[buckleup]

[Seriously. :|]

Yeah. Who's asking?

[hardhitting]

Name's Hego, friend. Visiting on behalf of my sister. Met your brother briefly. Nice fella. Fine head of hair. Did you say you're apparently here as a Warden?

[buckleup]

[Oh, lol, awkward. Hello, brother of the lady I'm apparently sleeping with in the future.]

I am, but it hasn't happened for me, yet. I'm just filling in for Bones right now.

[hardhitting]

[Hello c:]

Understood. Won't trouble you further if that's the case!